Be Nice!

I had a wonderful Fourth of July. I spent it with my best friends Holly and Dana. I just got home tonight. I'll post more about it tomorrow. Good times.

I rented Margaret Cho's Assassin the other night.

Loved it!


Cho! Cho! Cho!

These are some of my favorite parts:

The Christian Groups, you know, these Christian family groups who are out of control. They have really, these Christian groups, they have lost their minds. Even Satanists are saying: "Wow! You guys are being really mean."


Why is Viagra everywhere?
Doesn't it make more sense leave the bullets out of the gun than to just try to avoid being shot?
Especially when the gun is an old musket, that you gotta pour gun powder in a tap it down.

Bruce Daniels was also featured on Assassin. This was the first time I'd heard his act. Definitely good for a few laughs.







The Bush twins make the Hilton sisters look like members of Mensa.